Bad Wolf Bay

haywoodaerolines:

who the hell is geoff

who the hell are the achievement hunters

guceubcuesu:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

my mom stabbed a guy who broke into our house that we just bought and we threw him in the lake just outside town and we found out this cop guy had this chinese sex slave chained in his basement. he’s dead now so it’s all good  but I’m still having some weird oedipus complex trouble’s with my mother. My mom’s so cute, too bad I don’t have a father anymore since I killed him with a blender

guceubcuesu:

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

my mom stabbed a guy who broke into our house that we just bought and we threw him in the lake just outside town and we found out this cop guy had this chinese sex slave chained in his basement. he’s dead now so it’s all good  but I’m still having some weird oedipus complex trouble’s with my mother. My mom’s so cute, too bad I don’t have a father anymore since I killed him with a blender

(via daftpunk-x)

buttskun:

Making friends w Griffon Ramsey.

Actual Disney princess Griffon Ramsey

(Source: geoffframsey, via jons-coffee)

nosdrinker:


baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via thedoctorwillseeyounow1)

Scared dog is scared

Trunks cutting up your dash

Trunks cutting up your dash

(Source: ackradin)

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse, via dreamerwithnodream)

mattmillerscreams:

WHY IS GEOFF IN HIS UNDERWEAR SAVED ON MY PHONE SOMEONE EXPLAIN!

He just shows up sometimes

mattmillerscreams:

WHY IS GEOFF IN HIS UNDERWEAR SAVED ON MY PHONE SOMEONE EXPLAIN!

He just shows up sometimes

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via looking-topperoo)